I Hate My Neighbor!

I hate my neighbor. He’s an asshole.

My reasons for hating him are superficial, but who cares, right? They’re my reasons, and I don't care if you agree with them or not!

Well, I’m going to get him back!

I’m going to block his garage so he can’t drive anywhere. I will place rocks, blocks, and razor wire in his driveway to prevent him from leaving.

I will use sabotage to make his life miserable. I will sneak into his yard at night to cut and tear out his TV and electrical wiring and components. I will spill noxious substances on his house and destroy his patio furniture.

I will cut his car tires, stick potatoes up the exhaust, and spray brake fluid all over his cars.

I will find out where he lives and tell his boss a bunch of lies so my neighbor loses his job and livelihood.

I will post nasty, horrible lies about him on facebook, You Tube, and other social media about him.

I will tell everyone that I talk to lies about my neighbor so they hate him.

I also make an anonymous phone call to his bank and tell them that my neighbor is involved in illegal activities so that his accounts get flagged and blocked.

I will also call the police and accuse him of all sorts of stuff to keep him busy. I will also have others call the police to do the same. The more people I have backing up my lies, the more effective  my strategy to mess up the life of my neighbor will be.

I will even vandalize my own home and blame it on him.

I will convince my other neighbors to join in. I will bribe them to do so, and threaten those who are hesitant until they agree to go along with me.

I will turn the entire neighborhood, and town, against my rotten neighbor and make his life miserable.

I will attend town council meetings and post notices all over town to demonize him and the horrible things he is doing to me, and my neighbors.

If he tries to retaliate, or defend himself in any way, I will accuse him of terrorism and attempted murder. I will drag him through the courts and have all other neighbors label him a security threat and a criminal.

I will sue him, and garnish his wages so that he goes broke and can’t take care of himself.

I will keep this up until he does what I want.

If he still refuses, I will start messing with his friends and family members. I will do the same things to them!
 

The above text is a parable about what the US is doing to Iran.

Iran is the neighbor, and US is the I.