Step right up, folks! And gaze upon the marvel of marvels!
The UK has created its own one-size-fits all super-poison that doesn't exist; a poison that lies in-waiting for days or weeks, affects only those it's supposed to target while leaving everyone else who comes in contact with it unharmed in any way. And even though it is super-deadly, it spares its victims lives, if required. Amazing poison! A true miracle of British chemical engineering! The world's first politically-motivated poison.
It can even be telepathically controlled to behave in any way one wants, even from across the ocean. It's so easy to do, even cretins like Theresa May and Boris Johnson can do so, on a whim and on command, from any location, at any time of day! Astounding!
So step right up, and get in on this mysterious, non-existent super-poison that is sure to scare your enemies, and your friends.
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